Three-Worded Story

randomly ate the

 

Frog he had

 

and the pizza

 

Then he transformed

 

into a Garfield

 

And started shooting

 

Lasagne out of

 

His Assault Riffle

 

when suddenly, the

 

cops arrived and

 

shut down the

 

money laundering scheme

 

only to find

 

a drunk hobo

 

killed a ghost

 

with Luigi's Vaccum

 

causing the universe

 

to rapidly implode

 

by the second

 

bottled water, which