Shulkle

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Wonder what they're for- ALL HAIL SHULKLE. ALL HAIL SHULKLE. ALL HAIL SHULKLE.

I had a dog at one point that would run towards firecrackers when the fuse was sparking and would bite them, and then they would pop in her mouth and she would get spooked and start running away faster than Usain bolt.

Your dog will pee on you again in 7 days.

Joke on you, she did that to me yesterday. :c

I am....soo sorry...I should go...

@Collin You’re not wrong :c

haha! such irony in play

dogs are NOT supposed to do that

Dogs do that

Your leg must be very hydrant-like.

Tell her to stop. ezpz

Yeh

Meanwhile it’s cold in SF :c

bork

I know your pain x-x my sis and mom failed to train how dog and now shes everywhere gg.

my legs are always exposed wym

Wow, not all of us are beautiful like you. >:^(

oof, not all of us are delusional like you

The legacy lives on.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

My hot pocket keeps over cooking >:L

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I’ve got a good feeling about this!

Ugh, where am I?

I'd hit you with a guitar too, ngl

>when you don't drop money in a street performer's cup

Well don't keep us in suspense. Did you die?

How dare you tell me to chill. I am the most profound intelligent lifeform on this wet rock you call Earth. My people will descend from the cosmos and send you all to your deserved hellscape where you cannot plague us with your declaration for us to chill.

no

STAFF ABUSE!

SEND TO SHADOW REALM!!1!!

!??!???!?!? NANI??

WHOA WHOA WHOA @Amberling THAT'S A LITTLE TOO FAR THERE BUDDY

Nice, ant infestation?

@ownblade They also claimed my dinner, it's not k

Yeye we do! Thankssss, and the same to you!