Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Trowicia

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    This is Corrupt a Wish!

    The instructions on how to play this:

    User 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

    *User 2 responds to User 1 by granting that wish, followed by corrupting it with something that cause him to lose the million dollars.

    User 2: Granted, but it all goes towards charity and the sad American economy.
    I wish I hadn't said that.

    *Any other person can grant this wish and corrupt it, but you must always have a wish to keep the game going.

    Go!

    I wish this store would call back and arrange an interview with me... :(
     
  2. AntonJLA

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    The store calls You and wants You to come over, but on the way there You robbed, get depressed and You blow the interview. ( Is this how it works? :o )
    I wish Borderlands 2 came out tomorrow. :)
     
  3. Trowicia

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    (Not quite, but you corrupted my wish correctly. :D)

    Granted, Borderlands 2 comes out, turns out it was just a duplicate of the first. :(

    I wish I didn't have an intolerance for sugar
     
  4. TheMapleRay

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    Granted, but it just so happens that the doctor says you need sugar in your blood to live healthily.
    I wish Santa got me something other than coal every FRIKKIN' TIME.
     
  5. MapleBomb

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    Granted,but not for the next 80 years.

    I wish i can explode >:)
     
  6. Trowicia

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    Granted, turns out you are wearing a blast shield and your body explodes within the suit, leaving the outside environment untouched.

    I wish I could just have a life supply of Snicker candy bars.
     
  7. MapleBomb

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    Granted,Sadly they expiry date has passed.
    I wish BARNEY was real :D
     
  8. Kojo

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    Granted, but he will become a real life size purple dinosaur and eat you.

    I wish i could duplicate any food!
     
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    Granted, but he only talks to children.

    I wish I had less homework...
     
  10. MapleBomb

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    Granted,but you will choke every time you eat it BASTARD

    i wish i would become like (HOMER SIMPSON)
     
  11. Kojo

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    Granted, but only your skin will turn yellow and you will become bald! Bastard....

    I wish Justin Beiber hit puberty!
     
  12. MapleBomb

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    Granted,but his gay voice will remain (BASTARD)

    I wish a wish
     
  13. TheMapleRay

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    Granted, but for some reason, I'm feeling kind of like a douche today, so maybe another time, son.
    I wish people would stop typing obscene things here.
     
  14. Kojo

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    Granted, but you will be trolololoed

    I wish Coconut Juice tasted better.
     
  15. MapleBomb

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    Granted,but only for 3 seconds (kojo=BASTARD)

    i wish another wish
     
  16. Kojo

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    Granted, but your just wished it. (Maple Bomb = Dad-less)

    I wish carrot cake actually tasted like real carrots.
     
  17. GimmeSoup

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    Granted, but the carrots rape you.

    I wish this wish will be corrupted.


    EDIT: @Below: too slow. :c

    replytomineplox? c:
     
  18. MapleBomb

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    Granted,but i cant guaranty it. (Kojo=transexual)
    i wish i had a dreamception
     
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    Granted, but the inception horn wakes you up.
    I wish I had wings
     
  20. Collin

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    Granted, but but they are tiny wings and can't even lift you off the ground.
    I wish I could breath fire...

    (MapleBomb, Stop hating on Kojo.)
     
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