Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'DED' started by Trowicia , Nov 2, 2011.

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  1. iSnowmanz

    iSnowmanz Newbie

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    Granted, but you deleted the wrong file and your comp blew up.

    I wish for a wish that isn't a wish that could be a wish for a wish to be a wish in order to have wishes with wishes on wish with a dash of a wish.
     
  2. Ayros

    Ayros Your Kittiness

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    Granted, fuck you've created a black hole

    I wish for someone to wish something
     
  3. iSnowmanz

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    Granted, but I broke the wish.

    I wish for....
     
  4. Ayros

    Ayros Your Kittiness

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    Granted, here's a pile of shit

    I wish for food.
     
  5. Stittz

    Stittz Veteran Membah'

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    Granted, but for eating too much you somehow got to the third world.

    I wish for Ayros to be my sex slave.
     
  6. Ayros

    Ayros Your Kittiness

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    Granted, *grabs handcuffs* now bend over bitch

    I wish i had a pikachu.
     
  7. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, but it evolved into a Raichu.

    I wish for there to be a paradox.
     
  8. Warren

    Warren Zero Mortal Plan
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    Granted, but then a you from another dimension appears, causing another paradox, which in turn causes the world to implode.

    I wish to be a part of this.
     
  9. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, but you're taking all of it.

    I wish for another paradox.
     
  10. iSnowmanz

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    Granted but all you got was a PAIR of DOGS!

    I wish for cheese.
     
  11. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, but it's moldy.

    I wish for a wish.
     
  12. iSnowmanz

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    Denied, have a squirrel instead.

    I wish for that.
     
  13. Ayros

    Ayros Your Kittiness

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    Granted, here's your squirrel

    I wish for the world to implode
     
  14. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, but it exploded after it imploded.

    I wish for a book.
     
  15. Stittz

    Stittz Veteran Membah'

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    Granted. But it was justin beiber's book on his never say never song.

    I wish to kill Tate and Trow.
     
  16. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, but Makani reappeared, revived them, and proceeded to sic all the Windwalkers on you.

    I wish to have my wish granted.
     
  17. Shy

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    Granted but you have no wish that would be granted by the wish to have my wish granted wish.
    I wish for a pen
     
  18. Lynus

    Lynus R.I.P Reginald.
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    you got a pen15 !1111!!11!!!!!1

    i wish i lost my female parts
     
  19. Warren

    Warren Zero Mortal Plan
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    Granted, you now have a clear patch of skin where your genitals were,and you are the living definition of androgynous.

    I wish I knew what I wanted for my birthday.
     
  20. Ayros

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    Wish granted but you're not going to get it.

    I wish my friend would stop calling me a niggur.
     
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