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Discussion in 'DED' started by Trowicia
, Nov 2, 2011.
Granted, he called you a bitch.
I wish to die.
Granted, but you were resurected by Kabuto and used as a puppet in war, to kill your friends and family.
I wish, well, idk.. I wish I was a lil fat?
Granted but you get a heart attack
I wish for a lamp
Granted, but the lamp didn't work and you were sad.
I wish for a penor
Wish granted, but it's the size of a toothpick.
I wish to die.
Granted, but u are immortal
i wish my farts were less deadly
Wish granted. but then you had an unstoppable urge to eat 500,000 burgers which led you to have a stroke.
I wish to be strong.
Wish granted. You accidentally killed yourself with said strength.
I wish for... Nothing.
wish granted, but i gave you a spoon
i wish to have more subs on youtube
Wish granted, but no one comments on your videos anymore.
I wish for a bottle.
wish granted, but the bottle had pee in it, so you smashed it
i wish i wished a wish that wish wish
Wish granted, but you wasted you wished for a wish that you used to wish with and so you have no wish.
I wish I was AMatt
Granted, you are now a mat, you will be very useful for people to wipe dog shit off their shoe
I wish for an itch.
Granted, but the itch was caused by a malaria-carrying mosquito. You have been diagnosed with said malaria.
I wish for music.
Wish granted, but you are deaf
I wish for a horse
Wish I wasn't that sexy :/
Said wish could not be granted as the requirements were not reached.
Granted, you are not as sexy but the men still think you look like Megan Fox.
I wish for a vag hole.
Granted, it's now being pounded mercilessly by dics.
I wish to be flatchested.
Granted, but boys have started to lose attention to you.
I wish i had awesome powers that would turn everyone into a girl.
Granted, but they're ugly as fuck.
I wish for a wish.