Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'DED' started by Trowicia , Nov 2, 2011.

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  1. Stittz

    Stittz Veteran Membah'

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    Granted, he called you a bitch.

    I wish to die.
     
  2. PsychoJolteon2

    PsychoJolteon2 "I am your worst nightmare...''

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    Granted, but you were resurected by Kabuto and used as a puppet in war, to kill your friends and family.

    I wish, well, idk.. I wish I was a lil fat?
     
  3. Shy

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    Granted but you get a heart attack

    I wish for a lamp
     
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    Granted, but the lamp didn't work and you were sad.
    I wish for a penor
     
  5. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Wish granted, but it's the size of a toothpick.

    I wish to die.
     
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    Granted, but u are immortal
    i wish my farts were less deadly
     
  7. Stittz

    Stittz Veteran Membah'

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    Wish granted. but then you had an unstoppable urge to eat 500,000 burgers which led you to have a stroke.

    I wish to be strong.
     
  8. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Wish granted. You accidentally killed yourself with said strength.

    I wish for... Nothing.
     
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    wish granted, but i gave you a spoon
    i wish to have more subs on youtube
     
  10. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Wish granted, but no one comments on your videos anymore.

    I wish for a bottle.
     
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    wish granted, but the bottle had pee in it, so you smashed it
    i wish i wished a wish that wish wish
     
  12. Bmatt

    Bmatt Reborn

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    Wish granted, but you wasted you wished for a wish that you used to wish with and so you have no wish.

    I wish I was AMatt
     
  13. Ayros

    Ayros Your Kittiness

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    Granted, you are now a mat, you will be very useful for people to wipe dog shit off their shoe

    I wish for an itch.
     
  14. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, but the itch was caused by a malaria-carrying mosquito. You have been diagnosed with said malaria.

    I wish for music.
     
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    Wish granted, but you are deaf
    I wish for a horse
     
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    Lynus R.I.P Reginald.
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    Said wish could not be granted as the requirements were not reached.

    Granted, you are not as sexy but the men still think you look like Megan Fox.

    I wish for a vag hole.
     
  18. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, it's now being pounded mercilessly by dics.

    I wish to be flatchested.
     
  19. Stittz

    Stittz Veteran Membah'

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    Granted, but boys have started to lose attention to you.

    I wish i had awesome powers that would turn everyone into a girl.
     
  20. Beryl

    Beryl The one true loser.

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    Granted, but they're ugly as fuck.

    I wish for a wish.
     
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