Rule: The comic maker will make the comic. You enter a command. If the comic maker asks a question, you answer it. Commands will be entered like so: >Command Here. Who's this stunning young troll? Spoiler: List of shit that happened (You can edit this later Erik) -Tom 1. Spoiler: EJ >Enter name: Footstank Gunkmaster He has no time for your fucking bullshit. He's in a rush to get this introduction done. Then, maybe then, you and him can chill for a while. 2. Spoiler: Ej >Hang medals from horns and urinate on your treadmill whilst cawing like a pregnant crow. You slap yourself to get that retarded ass thought out of your head. 3. Spoiler: okatsu>Place treadmill in your sylladex You guess you can use this later, and it is kinda clogging up your space. You put the Treadmill in your "Fetch" sylladex. You do, however, hope that you will not have to use it soon. 4. Spoiler: Jjay >Message your moirail on the computer Spoiler: Chat Log -- gallivantTrek [GT] began trolling violetteFrigophilic [VF] at 15:50 -- [03:50] GT: HELlo!!!!!! [03:50] VF: Hi :3 [03:50] GT: HOW are YOU doING?????? [03:51] VF: I'm fine, 7hank you. [03:52] GT: GLAD to HEAR it...... [03:52] GT: HOW'S your BOYfriend?????? [03:57] VF: He's doing jus7 fine! I haven'7 7alked 7o him in a while, 7hough. [03:59] GT: THAT'S cool I guess...... MAYbe YOU should TALK to HIM...... [04:03] VF: Yeah. I 7think I'm going 7o do 7hat in a minu7e. [04:05] GT: COOL...... ANYways,,,,,, YOU know HOW i AM...... GOT placES to BE and STUFF...... LATer...... -- gallivantTrek [GT] gave up trolling violetteFrigophilic [VF] at 16:06 -- 5. Spoiler: Jakthehobo >Observe your trophies and gloat out the window as you have nothing better to do yet. You begin to walk over to your trophies, but you end up stopping in front of your hero. Oh, Epicis Falout, why did you have to die? You were the best there was. The best. You might be here for a while. 6. Spoiler: Server >BLOW EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP AND GO TO SPACE WHERE YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH 300 SPACE ROCKS. The thought has crossed your mind, but you are still distracted by your favorite poster. 7. Spoiler: Hellfire >Admire your faithful shoes that have supported you throughout all your races and helped you get all your trophies. You stop admiring your poster because you just had the best idea ever. These shoes were handed down to you, or rather found by you, by your ancestor, Vigorous Stalwart Brawnsma. He was the father of Trollympian sports and the fastest troll ever to exist. He still holds the record for the fastest 100 Meter Deathrace: 0.64 seconds. You hope that you'll be just like him when you grow up. You found his shoes in an underground arena one day when something fell from the sky and broke the ground as you were traveling. You even found his personal Record Book / Diary, and a portrait of him. You threw the portrait away, kept the shoes and Record Book / Diary, and continued to run ever since. You know you'll be as fast as him some day. Thinking about it kind of makes you want to go out for a run, actually. 8. Spoiler: Jakethehobo >Exit through hole and resume future making. Fuck ladders, it was too short anyways. 9. Spoiler: Tate >Inspect the outdoors You look into the world around you. You are in the grassy fields of northern Alternia. You like it here, and you usually stay here longer than you do other places. It's full of trees and grass, nothing else. Well, trees, grass, and a lot of different monsters that lurk around, but nothing you aren't used to. 10. Spoiler: CharredSkullZ >Jump off a cliff You prepare yourself to do an amazing stunt that will surely HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT!? Who the hell is this guy? 11. Spoiler: okatsu >Enter name: Moldface Ganggreenerson Your name is TAITEH HARUMS You are quite the FRIENDLY young troll. You love to engage yourself with others, and you seem to be ok if anyone tries to offend you. You are EXTREMELY LOYAL to the MANY FRIENDS you have. You have so many friends. All the friends, in fact. You love to make them happy. Wow, what a lame troll you are. You have a couple of HOBBIES and PASTIMES that keep you going, most of which comprise of being totally lazy. You love to just LAY DOWN and STARE at the sky. You also love to SLEEP. Matter of fact, you do nothing but chill all the time. No one can beat you in a lazy contest. You're simply the best there is. Or worst, in this case. As LAID BACK as you are, you are ironically VERY SKILLED in the art of combat. You usually carry around a LARGE SCYTHE when you go out, just in case anything happens. When you get into a fight, you maintain your lazy attitude. You're just that lazy. However, your LOYALTY towards your friends is first priority, and you will stop at nothing to help them out. Gosh, what a sweet troll you are. All of your friends adore you. This also strikes as somewhat of a bad thing. You don't have a KISMESIS yet, and you're having trouble actually finding one. You're just an amazing troll who likes to make friends. Your trolltag is ingenuousFaux and you tEnd to EmphAsIzE thE ImpOrtAncE Of yOUr wOrds vEry clEArly. Also your room is a total rip off from another being's dwelling which no one knows about or ever will know about. 12. Spoiler: Cookiez > Scratch your balls and take a whiff of its magnificence You already did that today, so you take out your laptop out of your Lazyboy Fetch Modus to pester your beloved. Spoiler: Open Pesterlog -- ingeneousFaux [IF] began trolling violetteFrigophilic [VF] at 17:30 -- [05:30] IF: hEy [05:30] VF: Holy crap, I was jus7 abou7 to con7ac7 you. [05:30] IF: I mUst bE psychIc Or sOmEthIng [05:30] VF: Who knows :3. [05:32] IF: AnywAys I jUst wAntEd tO knOw hOw yOU wErE [05:32] VF: I'm fine, 7thank you. [05:32] VF: How are you? [05:33] IF: dOIng swEll I gUEss [05:34] VF: 7hat's good 7o know. [05:34] VF: So, are you ready 7o play 7hat game you 7old me abou7? [05:34] IF: thE OnE [OM] mAdE? [05:35] VF: Uhh, yeah I guess. I don'7 really know, you jus7 7old me abou7 an awesome game 7hat we're going 7o play 7ogether. [05:35] IF: Oh wEll yEAh [OM] mAdE It And tOld mE [05:36] VF: Oh, alrigh7. Is i7 okay if Vagany plays 7oo? [05:36] IF: All Of Us ArE gOIng tO plAy [05:36] VF: All 7welve of us!? Wow, big game. [05:37] IF: YEAh It tOtAllY Is!!!!!! [05:37] VF: Alrigh7, well, you con7ac7 Vagany and I'll 7ell the o7hers. [05:38] IF: sOUnds cOOl -- ingenousFaux [IF] gave up trolling violetteFrigophilic [VF] at 17:38 -- -- ingeneousFaux [IF] began trolling gallivantTrek [GT] at 17:40 -- [5:40] IF: hEy [5:40] GT: SUP...... [5:40] IF: yOU rEAdy tO plAy thAt gAmE? [5:41] GT: YEAH toTALly...... LET me GET back TO my HOUSE first,,,,,, Okay?????? [5:41] IF: whErE arE yOU? [5:42] GT: AT 2K's house...... [5:42] IF: yOU mEAn [KK]? [5:43] GT: 2k SOUNDS cooLER...... [5:44] IF: yEAh lOl [5:45] GT: ANYways YEAH bRb...... -- gallivantTrek [GT] gave up trolling ingeneousFaux [IF] at 17:46 -- -- gallivantTrek [GT] began trolling ingeneousFaux [IF] at 17:47 -- [5:47] GT: BONE BULGE BONE BULGE BONE BULGE BONE BULGE BONE BULGE[.] -- gallivantTrek [GT] gave up trolling ingeneousFaux [IF] at 17:47 -- [5:48] IF: thAts OffEnsIvE [KK] Spoiler: Open Pesterlog -- gallivantTrek [GT] began trolling ingeneousFaux [IF] at 17:57 -- [5:57] GT: BACK...... [5:58] IF: I lOvE hOw yOU wErE On thE OthEr sIdE Of thE plAnEt And yOU gOt hOmE In tEn mInUtEs [5:58] GT: YEAH, beING fast HAS that SORT of EFfect...... [5:58] GT: ANyWAYS what DO i DO?????? [5:59] IF: dOwnlOAd thIs [6:00] IF:http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp [6:01] GT: Okay COOL now WHAT?????? [6:01] IF: thEn cOnnEct tO my nEtwOrk [6:01] IF: Ill bE thE hOst And yOUll bE thE plAyEr [6:01] GT: NETwork?????? WHAT'S that?????? [6:02] IF: Oh yEAh yOU dOnt plAy gAmEs A lOt [6:02] IF: jUst typE In my IP AdrEss: 630.611.7511 [6:03] GT: ALright,,,,,, i'll DO that NOW...... -- gallivantTrek [GT] gave up trolling ingeneousFaux [IF] at 18:03 -- Spoiler: JumboMango >Return to a past point in time. You go back to a previous point in time, but no one else but this guy is up at this hour. He doesn't sleep well at night, somewhat due to the fact that he doesn't have a RECUPERACOON. So, what is this troll's name? MIRROR Last Update: 7/6/11 for Mirror, Log, and Thread ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS! If you are an artist and you feel like getting a free CANON page in this wild adventure I have going on here, then why not donate some art? Not only will that art be 100% guaranteed to be used in a flash, you will also get one free page that you can literally put anything on, and it will actually TIE IN with the story. Yeah, HS logic allows for such shenanigans. Also, you will get the credits you deserve at the end of the flash it is used in. The art can be virtually anything, as long as it has something to do with the characters or the comic on it's own. It can be landscapes, or characters, or awesome designs. Please no yaoi or porn, though. Kissing is fine, I don't care. Also, I know that the following statement is going to ruin 50% of you guys ever trying this, but try not to draw chibi. I know it's cute and awesome, but I need things kind of realistic looking in this comic (Minus most of the shit in the comic anyways). You may only draw characters that have appeared in the comic so far (for those of you who have actually seen the other characters) so that you may not ruin shit for other people. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO MUSIC MAKERS OUT THERE, but there are so few of you. If you're thinking "Well that sounds nice and all, but it isn't a lot for a fine piece of my art," then you're probably right, BUT HEY, I gotta give you something, right? And it's always the thought that counts. :).