Three-Worded Story

between him and

 

travelled time for

 

no real reason

 

returning shortly after

 

picking up the

 

ugliest puppy named

 

Meep, who is

 

a Cheese Professor

 

that traveled far

 

across the cosmos

 

in a big

 

fat, stubby spaceship.

 

At last, he

 

Jedi mind tricked

 

into learning ninjitsu

 

to become the

 

thirteenth President of

 

United States of

 

The Rebel Alliance.