Bugspray

Why do birds feel the need to constantly shit on my car?

I'm not racist I have black shadows.

When you nut hard enough to kill a chromosome.

Danderps thinks he has a better profile picture than I do.

anyone one here still play getamped 2?

That moment when you just cant find the will to finish that one bit of work needed to complete a project

I have pretended to be mentally retarded for 7 years.

I'll take one of those double whoppers under your shirt.

Got muh license.

My dick is diamonds.

Feels overload, finally on break. ;-;

Played with a cat for the first time today, shit was cash.

60 degrees in winter, what in the actual fuck.

Tmw your noodles are limper than your dick.

Any Warframe players here?

Mobile apps are ruining my life.

Sometimes you just find the most random shit in your mouth.

Does anyone else drool oceans when they sleep? Oramijustdying

Any Unison League players on here?

Got a wicked case of senioritis.