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aye no problem :^)

public shaming.exe

And so idealists are born.

And the cheese are made.

And then you realize you were always a fat cow.

Yes it has

Let's have an Edgy Day, with "Crawling by Linkin Park" on full blast all day!

i turned everyone up

wtf

no

Dog is an animal, not an acronym.

You're fucking funny.
I like you.
You're funny guy.

what lynus said

how the fuck u gonna be ded for 20 years and then come online to write this shit

yeah nah s'okay do yo thang

protip if you forget ya girls name on a date take her to starbucks

Did anyone say it was...?

Smeagal have you been giving yourself head again. :I

it's impossible to swim on land, it's possible to walk on water if you are either skilled enough in focusing your energy on your feet, with shoes made out of very light material and good balance or by simply freezing the water.

Jesus could like melt the land and make it lava and by focusing his energy around his skin or make it continuously heal itself, he could actually swim on land. But i am not sure if lava counts as molten land.

But to answer your question directly, no, jesus doesn't swim on land, he is in heaven where there is no land. But i assume you made a grammatical mistake there.