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Dad
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May 06, 2019 9:22 AM
Note to self: Don't get cut by metal again
Innocent Bystander
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May 06, 2019 4:43 PM
How sharp of you.
Rhys
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Apr 23, 2019 4:08 AM
I'm going to plug up your nose holes and your mouth hole, so you'll never sneeze again.
Dad
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Apr 23, 2019 4:08 AM
That comment makes me go doki doki
Dad
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Mar 06, 2019 9:48 AM
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks: "Some asshole has my pen"
SuperKimxD
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Mar 06, 2019 11:45 AM
i can't handle this
Taki
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Mar 08, 2019 8:34 PM
did she find it?
Dad
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Mar 10, 2019 12:30 AM
Don't think so
Dad
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Dec 11, 2018 6:49 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Dad
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Oct 25, 2018 8:32 AM
I keep forgetting that I'm still alive.
Bathtoys
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Oct 14, 2018 6:37 PM
Hi dad.
BulbaWhat98
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Oct 14, 2018 9:36 PM
Hi Mom
Dad
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Oct 14, 2018 11:42 PM
Back away from my daughter
BulbaWhat98
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Oct 15, 2018 12:45 AM
No Grandpa! She’s my Mother!
Dad
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Sep 20, 2018 7:44 AM
Dad Jokes? Ha. Where?
SwordGrayFire
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Sep 20, 2018 2:15 PM
When your dad hasn't come home from getting the milk in 14 years.
Dad
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Sep 01, 2018 9:57 PM
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Rhys
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Aug 24, 2018 6:53 AM
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "Hey! We're both lawyers."
Wht did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks don't talk.
Wht did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks don't talk.
Dad
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Aug 24, 2018 6:29 AM
What's brown and sticky? A stick.