So in a
...XxMaplerxX483 awakens.. he walks outside of what appeared to be a resting chamber and is greeted by what appears to be a open world map but it's actually just a bunch of maple leaves that appear to make the shape of plains and mountains.
And a voice speaks to him.. "The Corsair.. he hosts.. and does stuff.. remember this.. tell your grandchildren.. tell your grandchildren's grandchildren's AI dogs's fleas infested with microscopic processors containing Skynet."
And so a hundred years pass and XxMaplerxXULTRA483.1 appears out of the resting cavern.. chamber.. for fuck's sake blame the director not the storyboarding team ://////////
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tl;dr: i feel like i'm going to stumble upon this like years from now when the staff no longer even know who I am, but as staff position is passed on there's a sticky note that says "keep this guy as admin".
Fin.