What would your character say?

Hi peeps. Looking for quote ideas for this -thing- I'm doing (yes it's supposed to be amazing).

What would your character say about Maplemation as if it was a place? Some random situations:
- Maplemation as a place is in danger / planning a war
- About to go in battle / Battle cries
- Presenting Maplemation as a place to a friend.
- Making fun of Maplemation as a place.
- In a MBR
- any other situation related to the Maplemation Universe.
(edit, added:)
- Happy situation
- A quote dear to your characters story
- despair situation

Gimme some random quotes in random situations! Post here, or PM!

Appreciates this, thanks!

Shaunathan:
- Maplemation as a place is in danger / planning a war
"...I'll go get my Car. Someone's gonna need to give you guys a ride, right?"

- About to go in battle / Battle cries
"I may not be strong enough, but I'm gonna give a shot!"

- Presenting Maplemation as a place to a friend.
"I started living here since well... Since I got here by Car. I've made few friends pretty swell and they've started from here too!"

- Making fun of Maplemation as a place.
"Sometimes you would get bullied by a crowd or whatnot, I've seen a old friend who visited here get bullied away."

- In a MBR
"Hunter recommended me but I have to depend on Luck to manage."

- any other situation related to the Maplemation Universe.
"What use am I here if I can't have super powers like you guys???"

- Happy situation
"I'll tell ya one thing, I'll be here for quite awhile!"

- A quote dear to your characters story
"I don't have much at all besides a Car and fighting skill. My most important skill is being a Friend."

- despair situation
"I lost it all.. My friends, my car, my money... how can I get them back..?"

(Thanks Jayice for giving me a chance again, I embarrassed myself doing it wrong haha)

Dallas Skye:
- Maplemation as a place is in danger in danger.
"The city...is in danger? I hope I don't add to that then. I'm sure there are other citizens that can help restore it to order."

- About to go in battle / Battle cries
"I wanted a peaceful day, but you've made that impossible...!"

- Presenting Maplemation as a place to a friend.
"I've enjoyed living in the city so far. As hard as it goes...the opportunities there are worth it to me."

- Making fun of Maplemation as a place.
"The City's regulated radio is insufferably monotone. You'd have more joy reading up background characters in a low-effort novel. They could talk about the fun their police force is having with that random serial killer slipping away everyday."

- In a MBR
"I have to make money somehow...I can't keep disappointing my friend back home."

- any other situation related to the Maplemation Universe.
"With all the worlds I've seen, this place has the most multiworld culture....I kinda like that."

"Maplemation? You sure it isn't called Maplenation."
- First impression coming into the Universe.

"Why yes, I am indeed swinging at this random person for scamming me. He ran in and stole my loot before I could get it. No sir, last I checked, there aren't many, if any, rules in Maplemation. It's a pretty lax place isn't it? Sure there are crimes, but hey, that's your problem, not mine. :^)"
-Talking to an officer after beating up a noob.

"Hey so, I'm trying to sell this ilbi, but it seems like, everyone uses a sword anyway in Maplemation. Being a shut-in in my past life isn't doing me any favors."
- Trying to sell an item in the Free Market.

"Ohhhhh that sounds pretty bad huh. Yeah so, I'm just going to go buy what I can around here, and possibly stay home until it blows over. I'm not exactly a hero despite having the Monado and, maybe I could do something but umm,...I'll see ya later. Hey, is that video game shop open by the way?"
- Maplemation as a place is in danger

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"Now this is what living means! Now then, let's see what else is there."
- Happy situation

"The future may seem predestined, but in the end, you are in control of it. No one should tell you otherwise. If someone is forcing a path for you, you should break off and do what you want."
- A quote dear to your character's story

".....Welp. It is what it is. Sucks though...Wait, hold on. This kind of hurts."
- Despair situation

-brainstorming-

Added situation:
- Happy situation
- A quote dear to your characters story
- despair situation

ty @SwordGrayFire @Dally @Shulkle so far, appreciate if you could update your answer with these <3

Shulkle said: (post #341202)

I actually don't know if I did this right.

yes ty anything helps with the brainstorming :D

Primo | Secondo

Maplemation as a place is in danger

"Secondo!"
[COLOR=#b30000]"Way ahead of ya!"[/COLOR]

About to go in battle

"Don't fall behind, Secondo."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, time to kick ass!"

Presenting Maplemation as a place to a friend.

"Well, here we are. Welcome to Maplemation."
[COLOR=#b30000]"Don't expect a lot of hot chicks here--"[/COLOR]
Primo elbows Secondo in the gut.
[COLOR=#b30000]"-- OW!"[/COLOR]

Making fun of Maplemation as a place.

Secondo sees the group picture of MM (The site background).
"... Wait a damn second, where the hell am I?!"
"Guess they forgot to add you in."
"Ya gotta be kiddin' me!"

In a MBR

"Alright! Let's make a helluva show outta this!"
[COLOR=#ff0000]"Sigh. Try not to get too crazy.[/COLOR]

First off, great thread Jaycie.
Gonna steal Shinn's format:
Natasha | Nina | Murderer

&quot;Maplemation as a place is in danger&quot;

Natasha: Nina, another time dilation!
Nina: Can't get a break... Well, time for work Natasha.
Murderer: Shit! gotta scram!

&quot;About to go in battle&quot;

Natasha: You ready?
Nina: Let's just get this over with.
Murderer: Motherfucker... Imma 'bout ta wreck your fucking shit in.

&quot;Presenting Maplemation as a place to a friend&quot;

Natasha: Wow! It looks so pretty! Quick, Nina - look right, I wanna see that garden!
Nina: Alright! Stop yelling I'm doing it now!

&quot;Making fun of Maplemation as a place&quot;

Natasha: Kinda primitive, idn't it?
Nina: Yeah. And boring. Man, why can't they have sent me to a time period with some more action going for it?
Murderer: Fucking uptight cops everywhere. How's a man gonna eat?!

&quot;In an MBR&quot;

Natasha: Think you can handle it?
Nina: Hmph. It won't be much.
Murderer: *insert profanity*

&quot;Happy situation&quot;

Murderer: *eating and fleshy/gorey noises*

Borrowing formats from Shinn and Kayas. The curse of having multiple characters.
DeeJay | Durian Seek

&quot;Maplemation as a place is in danger / planning a war&quot;

DeeJay: Yikes...looks like it's gonna be trouble. Maaaybe I should start making some preparations..
Durian: It's happening again. I might actually have to get involved this time.

&quot;About to go in battle / Battle cries&quot;

DeeJay: Sorry, but I'm not gonna hold back! I've got two sleeve-fuls of tricks for ya!
Durian: I'll go easy on you. Make me break a sweat, then I'll start trying. See if you can keep up.

&quot;Presenting Maplemation as a place to a friend.&quot;

DeeJay: This is Maplemation! I've been here for a while, but even now it's almost like a completely new place. It may seem quiet at first glance, but there's a ton of dedicated people here who have a lot to give! Keep an eye out, you may be surprised by the things that happen here.
Durian: The mortals of this particular city seem to fall under peril constantly. It is entertaining to watch them in action.

&quot;Making fun of Maplemation as a place.&quot;

DeeJay: Maplemation must be the coldest place on Earth since everyone's got a damn jacket on!
Durian: You appear to be wearing a sweater yourself, Dee.
DeeJay: Y-yeah but...but I wear shorts now so it cancels out..Y-You're one to talk, Mr. Suit and Tie!! >:(

&quot;In a MBR&quot;

DeeJay: Oh come on this isn't fair! You've got some super absurd, second phase bullshit you're gonna whip out when I start winning, aren't you??!
Durian: I'll admit, I did not expect you to put up such a fight...I'm quite impressed. Let's keep at it.

&quot;A quote dear to your characters story&quot;

DeeJay: Someone dear to me once told me.."The things you've been through have shaped you in ways no one else can...as those you've lost cannot be brought back, he bonds you've made with them will stay with you forever. Their memories and feelings stay strong with you through death, and their strength flows through you. Carry the legacy of your loved ones; show that they still live and prosper through you. Live a life full of excitement for yourself, as well as them."

&quot;Happy Situation&quot;

DeeJay: LETS GOOOO! Another legacy treasure for the collection!

&quot;Despair Situation&quot;

DeeJay: (..holy shit I'm going to die..I couldn't even protect her...fuck..I'm sorry..you gave me one job and I couldn't even fucking do that right..i can't see right but..this fucking thing is going to kill me and I can't do anything to stop it..I guess I'll be seeing you guys soon..hopefully you won't be too mad at me..for failing to save you..)

Nineb:
What would your character say about Maplemation as if it was a place? Some random situations:

- Maplemation as a place is in danger / planning a war
"Fighting one dude, it's okay. Two even, it's alright... BUT A WHOLE WAR!? WHO PUT MY NAME IS THE ENROLLMENT PAPERS!?
Or
"Save the innoncents first and then dip ASAP!"
- About to go in battle / Battle cries
"Yeah I'll play with you, but don't bore me too much"

- Presenting Maplemation as a place to a friend.
"Here is the place I get most of my missions from! Don't worry dude, you'll like the vibe here! The food here is exeptional! (lmao I didn't even tell him about the fights and the chaos of MBRs...)"

- Making fun of Maplemation as a place.
Idk tbh

- In a MBR
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I got a mission to knock you down."
"Woah there buddy! I don't know why you attacked me or who you are and tbh I don't care. Just come and get your knuckle sandwich!"

- any other situation related to the Maplemation Universe.
(edit, added:)

- Happy situation
"Hell yeah! Let's drink 'till we're dead!"

- A quote dear to your characters story
-"I am not Cole. I'm myself and nobody else!"

- despair situation
"Looks like Galva was right... I am an anomaly. I cannot even protect my friends without Cole's powers..."