Three-Worded Story

on the moon

 

at a resort

 

partying with the

 

brain sucking aliens

 

while eating some

 

giant flying sheep

 

that granted special

 

powers that made

 

them charge up

 

and fire a

 

huge deadly laser

(Nice icon @Drew )

 

which destroyed the

 

huge ass planet

 

which housed the

 

entire population of

 

2D women and

 

the only source

 

vitamin C ebola

 

Hearing what happened,

 

an investigation began